Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I'm so official all I need is a whistle.

For those of you who may not know, I am a huge Tampa Bay Rays fan. I'm a fan of baseball in general. But, where I was going with that is that Tampa Bay has been doing exceptionally well, which in turn puts me in an excellent mood. Call me crazy, but I get pumped about things like that. Since my last post, I have written an 8 page paper all night and then continued to sleep 16 hours the next night. Having no class on Tuesdays and Thursdays is amazing; I suggest it to everyone. A touch off topic, but the "Late Night Cheeseburger Doritos" actually taste like a cheeseburger. That's real talk.
Now, to things that actually matter. You would think in a sisterhood of 39 people, one would be smart enough not talk about another with their best friend in the same room. At what point does that sound logical? I honestly think the population is getting dumber by the second. I'm not exactly scholarly, and my GPA shows such. But, I'll be darn if that isn't just borderline retarded. And we wonder why no one wants to join... Pure idiots, I swear. At any rate, I carry this sorority on my shoulders. Thank you to those who actually care about the letters you wear and the image you have.
I love the people in my life. They make my day. But, honestly, the population could use a crash course in common sense. It doesn't help that girls get crazier everyday. I know I'm talking about my own species, but dear lord. I have seen it happen. Females are insane. They will do whatever it takes to get the attention of whom ever it may be that they want the attention from, no matter the degree. Ladies, let's be realistic. Let him come to you. Did you ever think that he's avoiding you because you're CRAZY? Yeah, I thought not.
I'm going home to see my family and I can't wait. Get excited, ladies and gentlemen. I'm taking this world by storm.

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